shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

hokeyfright:

IT’S CALLED THE XBOX ONE BECAUSE WHEN YOU SEE IT YOU TURN 1 DEGREE AND WALK AWAY 

misterhayden:

The music is just to set the mood.

blissfulcatharsis:

even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone

hometown-unicorn:

My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. x

thepacosanchezz:

my favorite show is sherlock starring bonkadonk clamberdouche and morgan freeman

gordonramsaypoetry:

I feel like I’ve just given birth
What a disgusting combination
Get your head out of your ass
taste this
Taste the blandness

thisishangingrockcomics:

stuck

amoying:

yogvrt:

what if swag was pronounced swaj

the swaj mahal